"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
has this been done yet
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i get an amen
Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.
Use tea bags to create incognito spells!
You could buy pre-made blends of herbal tea that suit your needs, then open up the tea bag and supplement it with small amounts of additional ingredients and close it back up with needle and thread or a staple. Write the…
HAPPY EARTH DAY!
- How to embarrass yourself on the internet
Based on this hilarious post!Right in the fake leg.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!